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Troy's Top 10 Nip-Slips Troy's Top 10 Nip-Slips

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Eh

Unfortunately the Everquest nerd was entirely too accurate. You should have dumbed it down. Very funny.

The rest sucked. And Lindsey Lohan is obviously a slut after seeing that. She isn't even 18 yet, is she?



The George Bush Show 4 The George Bush Show 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Unbelievable!

I didn't think you could possibly come up with anything as good as the first 3, but once again you have done it. This is just as good as episode 3, possibly better. I love the comedy in this. The premise is borrowed from "That's My Bush!" but this series says stuff that the now-canceled show never would have the balls to say.

Dubyaspeak.com reveals the stupidity of Bush. Elect Howard Dean in 2004.

NOW GET WORKING ON A SEQUEL!!! I know you said you want to take a break from the george bush show for a while, so do a 700 Club sequel! Or do a George Bush Show that featured Pat Robertson.


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Taco-Man hates the RIAA Taco-Man hates the RIAA

Rated 5 / 5 stars

YES

One of the best movies on Newgrounds. Now get making on a George Bush Show and 700 Club sequels dammit!


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Arnold Schwarzenegger SB Arnold Schwarzenegger SB

Rated 0 / 5 stars

EVIL

How can you prank call when obviously you will be caught and be sent to jail?


Keyara responds:

Well as long as you don't harass the person by calling them back more, the victim's probably not even going to try and find out your number or pursue the police. Even if the police were to get involved, there's still very little they could do to you. *67 blocks your phone number


SIM SIM

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OWNAGE

uribt stop being an idiot just click "Help" and it tells you what you need to do next. Fewel n00b.

Anyhoo this game ownz. It's way better than even Simgirl or Ganguro Girl.

You should add more girls. I have one tiny complaint, getting the girls to have sex with you is way to easy. You should follow more the "Virtua Playa" line of questioning for asking girls questions.



Mankind's Asskicking Mankind's Asskicking

Rated 4 / 5 stars

FRUCKIN TUCKIN MOTHA FUCKIN!!!!

I think the reason this movie isn't getting a good score is because most Newgrounders are idiots, and being an idiot means that you think you can understand a game like this without reading the author's comments fully. A lot of reviewers don't understand that the whole point is not to kill others, but to abuse Mankind. Maybe you should have explained what to do in the game for those that are too lazy to bother clicking on "Read more" for the author's comments.

Anyhoo, this is a good game. But you need way more health boxes and time items because I could not get the bar up to blue.

On a side note, the original music that Mankind used (the classic theme) is one of the saddest and eeriest song I've ever heard.


Recent Audio Reviews


Zeitmahl - Somewhere Zeitmahl - Somewhere

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Ugh

I haven't heard a song this bad since the music from The Matrix Reloaded.