Mushroom-Clock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FC - Episode 2]

Uber

It was uber, but had just one problem. I wasn't in it =(

[The Portal]

AWESOME FIX THIS ONE PROBLEM/MISTAKE!!!!!

Awesome, but fix this mistake!!!! When you click on "Browse Portal.swf", there are 2 "Scene Eights". The second "Scene Eight" is actually "Scene 4", and you already have it there. You just need to delete the second mistaken "Scene Eight".

The Justin Timberlake music video you get when you enter the 1st Access code has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I also love the parts in the movie when Strawberry sings along to the music.

The outtakes from the second Access Code are hilarious as well. I'm just wondering, did you get the idea to use that crazy music to the Goatse joke from my movie "Enter The Matrix"? Since this is a matrix parody, I think you might have. =) Please reply back.

And why did the pictures keep changing in Darnell's room? And oh yeah, Eric is such a Jew! ;)

[Phone Survey]

Hilarious

Fo' Shizzle Ma Nizzle Dizzle!!!!

['The Portal' music video]

OH MY GOD!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT FO SHIZZLE!!!

Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle Dizzle!!!

I already foundizzle the easter eggizzle in "The Portizzle" but I figizzed I'd reveiwizzle anyway. This parody was hilariousizzle!!! This parodizzle is the funnizzliest thingizzle I've ever fuckizzled seen!!!!!

[Crow Clock Shorts #01]

I miss them

How come you stopped making these shorts? I miss them :'(

fourchinnigan responds:

I've been really busy, but there will be more movies in the future. Hopefully, episode 4 isn't too far off.

[The Clock Show Ep 1]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

That idiot before me needs to lighten up. This movie was hilarious. I love how StrawberryClock act like a complete idiot, and yet he is the King so we all must obey him. Excellent work.

MonkeyClock responds:

Damn right ^_^

[Strawberry's Lucky Day]

UBER!!!

There hasn't been a clock movie this good in a long time. Awesome Job.

STRAWBERRYCLOCK IS THE KING OF THE PORTAL!!!!

[Castle Commercial]

OH MAE GAWD OH MAE GAWD OH MAE GAWD OH MAE GAWD!!!

Few words can accurately describe the manifest destiny that which this movie shows in such details that the human brain, when comprehending the images that the eyes transmitts to it, the full message that which the author, when constructing this piece of work, set out to convey to the viewers of this masterpiece.

When examining this paradox, I myself can come to no conclusion but to ask the author a question that which my mind has no answer for. Indeed, isn't that the purpose of all questions. Mr author, or as I'll call you Mr. genius, how did you accomplish such magnificent special effects?

[The 700 Club]

YES!!! FINALLY!!!!

This is fucking hilarious. The 700 Club is the worst show on television. It's pure right wing propoganda. The show is exactly the kind of shit that red neck Jesus freaks watch when they aren't busy jumping at of bushes to convert you. After 9/11 Pat Robertson and his equally laughable Jesus freak clone Jerry Falwell talked about how 9/11 was God's punishment for America. Most religious people of any kind would condemn believing something that stupid, and that's a testament to how radical these guys are. The 700 Club is the same show week after week. First it's news, always distorted to make Christianity the victim of everything, and to make liberals out to be satan worshippers. Then it's the amazing stories of how people of every religion found Jesus. Then it's a story about how a couple struck gold after giving money to the 700 Club. Then it's a propoganda story about how evil Islam is. Then it's an interview with a jackass. Then it's time to convert the viewers. Then it's time to send us money! Don't worry, God will repay you 100 times over! So why not give all you got? We'll use it to help fuel Pat Robertson's jet and heat his mansion, among other things. Then questions for the almight Pat Robertson, who knows everything, and talks to God every day.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030710/ ap_on_re_us/robertson_liberia_2 Click this to see how Pat Robertson defends Charles Taylor, a person who has himself ripped the limbs off children! But don't call him a bad guy, because he's a devout Baptist! How dare the U.N. call him a war criminal! That U.N. is the work of Satan! Enter the world of Pat Robertson. (By the way, the reason he defend Taylor is because he bought a gold mine off Taylor for 8 million. If Taylor goes down so will his money deal to mine the gold out of the mine.)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030715/241/4 ovbi.html Boy, he is one ugly son of a bitch.
http://www.funnystrange.com/quiz/ Check out this hiularious quiz to find out if these quotes came from Pat Robertson/Jerry Falwell, or Osama Bin Laden! It's extremely difficult. Why shouldn't it be? Osama is to Islam what Pat Robertson is to Christianity. They are both so over the line it's pathetic.
http://www.cygnus-study.com/pagepat.shtml
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/7027/quotes.html
These two sites are a collection of actual and sickening quotes that Pat Robertson said!

As for the movie, it's hilarious. The 700 Club is pretty entertaining. I get my kicks out of how they twist news stories. For example, they did a segment about how oppressed Israel is. They talked about how the terrorists killed 700 Israelis since September 2000, but they completely ignored the fact that 2200 Palestinians have died since September 2000. The 700 Club is for religious nuts who have no brains and don't know shit about current events, or history. If Pat Robertson was so holy then why does he live the life of a celebrity. The real Jesus said that NO ONE who is rich will go to heaven. Pat Robertson has his own jet and mansion. He's a businessman, not a holy man. I saw one show and Pat was praying and saying "Somebody who is watching this show named Rachel is getting her cancer healed, thank you God for this miracle". He's obviously making this shit up, naming off a bunch of names and how they are getting healed. It's the same bullshit that tons of people use to get money from using the Bible for their own means.

[MARIO 64 SUCKS]

One of newgrounds greatest movies

Truly a class. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.