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Recent Movie Reviews

94 Movie Reviews

Eh

Unfortunately the Everquest nerd was entirely too accurate. You should have dumbed it down. Very funny.

The rest sucked. And Lindsey Lohan is obviously a slut after seeing that. She isn't even 18 yet, is she?

Recent Game Reviews

40 Game Reviews

EVIL

How can you prank call when obviously you will be caught and be sent to jail?

Keyara responds:

Well as long as you don't harass the person by calling them back more, the victim's probably not even going to try and find out your number or pursue the police. Even if the police were to get involved, there's still very little they could do to you. *67 blocks your phone number

OWNAGE

uribt stop being an idiot just click "Help" and it tells you what you need to do next. Fewel n00b.

Anyhoo this game ownz. It's way better than even Simgirl or Ganguro Girl.

You should add more girls. I have one tiny complaint, getting the girls to have sex with you is way to easy. You should follow more the "Virtua Playa" line of questioning for asking girls questions.

Recent Audio Reviews

1 Audio Review

Ugh

I haven't heard a song this bad since the music from The Matrix Reloaded.

3:16 from the gospel according to the book of Mushroom Clock says, "For Strawberry Clock so loved the portal, that he gave his only letter, and whoever votes 5 on 'B' shall not die but have ever lasting life."

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