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Arnold Schwarzenegger SB Arnold Schwarzenegger SB

Rated 0 / 5 stars


How can you prank call when obviously you will be caught and be sent to jail?

Keyara responds:

Well as long as you don't harass the person by calling them back more, the victim's probably not even going to try and find out your number or pursue the police. Even if the police were to get involved, there's still very little they could do to you. *67 blocks your phone number


Rated 5 / 5 stars


uribt stop being an idiot just click "Help" and it tells you what you need to do next. Fewel n00b.

Anyhoo this game ownz. It's way better than even Simgirl or Ganguro Girl.

You should add more girls. I have one tiny complaint, getting the girls to have sex with you is way to easy. You should follow more the "Virtua Playa" line of questioning for asking girls questions.

Mankind's Asskicking Mankind's Asskicking

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I think the reason this movie isn't getting a good score is because most Newgrounders are idiots, and being an idiot means that you think you can understand a game like this without reading the author's comments fully. A lot of reviewers don't understand that the whole point is not to kill others, but to abuse Mankind. Maybe you should have explained what to do in the game for those that are too lazy to bother clicking on "Read more" for the author's comments.

Anyhoo, this is a good game. But you need way more health boxes and time items because I could not get the bar up to blue.

On a side note, the original music that Mankind used (the classic theme) is one of the saddest and eeriest song I've ever heard.

Windows XP Version 19.914 Windows XP Version 19.914

Rated 4 / 5 stars


These windows parodies have been WAY over done. I thought that there would never be another good one but somehow this one seperates itself from the others. It's suprisingly good. Just don't make anymore ;)

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Earth Rock Hunter Earth Rock Hunter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great, the Boss is ridiculous

I got all the way to level 10 doing really good. Then the boss came and I was dead before I even knew what hit me. What kind of game is that?! Please give us at least some time to react to the boss on level 10. Otherwise, it's an awesome game.

The Great Soviet Union The Great Soviet Union

Rated 0 / 5 stars


I know it's hard for a communist like you to accept that Communism was a failure, but it's time to move on. Democracy rules!!!! Communism sucks!!!! You may want the Soviet Union back but it's not coming back because the U.S. kicked it's ass! USA USA USA!!!

Blot goes to Hell! Blot goes to Hell!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Honestly after Alien Hominid who can even compete? This game would be good if Alien Hominid was never created.

Jack Black Soundboard Jack Black Soundboard

Rated 0 / 5 stars


First of all, making soundboards is NO SKILL. Second of all, if you make calls you WILL be arrested. Most people have caller ID, and even if you call by a cell phone or something else which is not immediately trackable, the cops can still find you will a little work.

Blast Your Enemies! Blast Your Enemies!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Potentially Awesome

This is definately reminicent of Newground's best game, Defend Your Castle. It's not even close to that quality right now, but as an DYC fan knows, DYC started out as a very early BETA. This game is fun right now. You could make it better by first not making it so difficult. Also make more different enemies when you get to higher levels. The Tank is way too powerful as it is right now.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT WILL OFFEND SOME PEOPE: People jump out of the towers when the damage is past a certain point.

Mission Mars Mission Mars

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great But Old

I played this game a year ago on It's still awesome. It's addictive as hell.